born again hooligan.

they call me nessa for legality reasons it is pronounced; ja-ness-ah. twenty-five. eclectic. obnoxious. single mother & college graduate. loves God. loves life. loves my cuppycake. kicks, cake & cars. digs funny t-shirts. saturday morning cartoons. ink. obscurity and a little absurdity. laughing. being a sarcastic wise ass. big words. friends. Whiskeytown lake; cold beer; sweet kisses; fat blunts & summer nights.

nikkinikolsky: killahfornia: My co-worker comes in and offers me a piece of her Rasberry Cheesecake Caramel Apple so of course you understand i was suspicious because that didn’t sound right at all, but then i took a bite and my mouth fell in love just now, no lie now i need to find a good reason to go to ess eff and get one of these puppies from Rockies Chocolate Factory asap. um, this looks like a crab claw, or some other type of claw. i mean…that’s what i thought before i read your description. hahah LOLZ, i see it now… it smells funny, but it tastes so effing good and it has this crumble cake on the outside..ahhh, seriously awesomness in my mouth.

nikkinikolsky:

killahfornia:

My co-worker comes in and offers me a piece of her Rasberry Cheesecake Caramel Apple so of course you understand i was suspicious because that didn’t sound right at all, but then i took a bite and my mouth fell in love just now, no lie now i need to find a good reason to go to ess eff and get one of these puppies from Rockies Chocolate Factory asap.

um, this looks like a crab claw, or some other type of claw.

i mean…that’s what i thought before i read your description. hahah

LOLZ, i see it now… it smells funny, but it tastes so effing good and it has this crumble cake on the outside..ahhh, seriously awesomness in my mouth.